Miley Cyrus

If you're like us you'll know who Miley Cyrus is - she's a celebrity. You probably know she was made famous in a Disney show and have some idea she now sings. Heck, she might even be over the legal age of consent for sex. But past that, she's background noise, only to be noticed when some scandal erupts around her - like smoking salvia, getting drunk or maybe when a nude pic hits the net. That's not being harsh to Miley. We're sure she's fun and all that, but just to an audience more, um, mature in nature, she's a teenie bopper going down the same route as 100 teenie girls did before her. Britney and Lindsay Lohan did the whole 'teenie gets to adult, goes mad' road. Now it's Miley's turn. Big deal.