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Alpha males form a distinct class in society, easily distinguishable from lesser males by their superior instincts. They breed well, have first pick at the table and enjoy the spoils of life. The are the first onto the pitch, the first to the bar, the first into the unknown.
More often than not Alpha males are born alpha. However with a lot of hard work and effort you can learn some of their tricks. Alpha males are leaders. They take decisions. No procrastination. Alpha males not only make decisions for themselves, they make decisions for everybody else too. Alpha males decide which film everyone is going to watch, where the group is going and what to watch on TV. Alpha males lead the pack. Alpha males are strong.  There is no such thing as a 135lbs Alpha male. Such males automatically fall into the wimp category. Alpha males have broad shoulders,strong chests, bulging biceps. The look healthy and fit. Alpha males eat,exercise and are strong.
Alpha males don’t care. Alpha Males don’t care what you think. Your opinion is of no consequence to them.They don’t worry about your feelings, if your mad or sad with them. Alpha males only care about themselves.Their priority is them. Walk up to an Alpha male and‘share your feelings’ with them. Hear the laughter? Yes, That’s an Alpha male. Alpha males have girls. Some Alpha males have several at the same time. Others stick to the singular. Either way, Alpha males always have a posse of females to choose from. Alpha males are not friends with females. Females are for sex and producing offspring. Not for sharing beer with. Alpha males swear. Something bad happen? F&*k! Something good happen? F&*k! Nothing happen at all? F&*k! Their vocabulary consists of a vernacular you will not hear on daytime TV. Each sentence starts and ends with a curse. It takes a well trained alpha male to overcome this trait. Alpha males have cars.  Alpha males do not know what the inside of a bus is like. They do not walk to work, bum lifts or cycle home. They burn rubber in muscle cars with blonds in the passenger seat. Acquaintances take the rear seat. Car horns are devices for beeping good looking females. Mirrors are for admiring their rugged good looks. Only the hottest females, get to touch an Alpha males car. The car is an extension of his body. Treat it with respect.
Alpha males know everything. They do not ask questions. An innate knowledge of everything ensures ample sufficiency in the IQ department. Should, on the very rare occasion an Alpha male not know the answer to something, THEY DON’T CARE! This trait gives them an air of confidence that is hard to miss. Alpha males don’t read. (They party). Alpha males do not buy books, browse newspapers or read magazines (unless of the porno type). When it comes to books, alpha males know everything already, secondly they don’t care and thirdly, they are too busy with important matters like cars, parties or girls. Alpha males Drink.  Everything. Dry. Alpha males drink beer and slam whiskey shots. They do not sip cocktails or ask for skinny half lattes with sprinkings of choclate. Do not attempt to take an alpha males drink. This leads to violence. Offer Alpha males beer to try and win their friendship.
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