We've all fallen into the frame of mind of stalking someone until they take us back. Or becoming infatuated with a celebrity and following them nationwide until they agree to sleep with us (haven't we?).

We know. You woke up today and your girl surprises you with nicely wrapped valentines day gift, every so carefully wrapped and chosen. Sitting there, she giggles as she waits for hers.

"Oh later babe. I have a plan!' you tell her lovingly, throwing in the all knowing wink and then retiring to the bathroom to crap your pants.

You've forgotten, haven't you?

Ubisoft have announced that the Ghost Recon series is to get a new chapter due out in the Fall. Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon, Future Soldier will be released on the Xbox. They later confirmed on twitter that the game would also debut on the PC and Playstation 3.

Why isn't everyone a pornstar? Knobbing women at work all day every day and getting paid in the process is surely a fulfilling job that most men could handle, right?

Here's why you just would never cut it as a pornstar.