Opening the Bra

Last Updated on Monday, 22 February 2010 00:50 Thursday, 18 February 2010 13:00

Everything is smoothly. You got to first base. Now it's time to undo the bra. A smooth bra opening and everything will continue along flawlessly. A botched bra opening and she'll grow cold knowing that if you're this bad at bra's, you're going to be goddammmed awful in bed. Nothing impresses a girl faster than a smooth, polished flick to open a bra. At least, that's what we like to think.

First things first. Where is the opening? Bra's can open from the front or back. Whilst you lovingly grope her senseless, have a feel around the back. If it's not there, it's at the front - simple, right? Once you've located the opening it's time to make a move on opening the bra.

Bra clasps are like modern day chastity belts. They are desinged to prohibit you from getting where you want to go. But following our sneaky guide, you'll soon be adeptly snapping them open without even thinking.

The evil eye's and hook of a bra. Single row.

1. The bra is comosed of hooks and eyes (or clasps)  that interlock. There is normally two rows, there could be three. To undo the bra you have to unlock the hooks from the eyes.

2. Squees both sides of the clasp together. This creates space for the lock to disengage.

3. Once they are squeezed, pull the overlapping one away at a 45 degree angle.

It takes a bit of practise. If you are mindless enough not to care, grab your sisters or momma's bra and practise on that. We would advice that you lock down all doors, windows, chimneys and openings with double security to avoid surprise intrusions by said sister or momma.

The one handed bra opening is a classy and slick way to undo any bra. And the great news is it's not that hard. In slow motion it's more of a wiggle than a flick. Start by placing your fingers on the strap close to where the hooks and eyes interlock (using your right hand). With you index finger on the top of the strap and your middle finger holding the bottom part of the strap in place, push the top part of the strap over the underlying strap until you feel the hooks disengage. Now do the opposite. Place your index finger on the top of the strap, and push the lower piece of the strap back. The bra should be now completely open.

Sequence for one handed bra opening.

No matter which you select, you're not going to get it right first time, but it's a procedure that's worth practising and makes a great party trick too!